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A friend of mine asked me recently, was I gonna go see the new Batman movie with him. But I don’t respect the concept of Batman because of what I understand about politics now. I’mma lay it out for you: rich dude owns a corporation with state of the art equipment, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He doesn’t mess with the industrialists, or the super capitalists, or the Murdochs, or the Trumps. He really just fucks with the person that’s on the corner. Batman is a conservative’s wet dream. Fuck Batman.
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Reginald D. Hunter  (via pussy-envy)

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THIS REVELATION HAS RUINED MY LIFE

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one of the main reasons I’ve never found batman a compelling hero

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Someone should write a version of Batman who does things in the opposite way. A poor kid whose parents died b/c they got fucked over by the corporation they worked for. (Got fired + sued b/c they tried to reveal that the corporation was working on something dangerous, but the corporation was going to release it anyway or something. They ended up homeless + got ill + died. Batman was found by a family member [Alfred] who is living just comfortably enough to support himself + Bruce.)

Bruce works his ass off to earn scholarships to go to college, learns everything he can about the business world, so he can take corporations down from the inside.

Maybe he was big into urban exploration when he was younger - it’s how he exercised - so he can still do cool shit like scale the sides of buildings so he can sneak into places + uncover evidence against whoever his target is.

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On top of this, instead of beating up mentally ill people he can try to help them instead too. (via cyanoticfallacy)

Now can we get THAT Batman??? Cus that would be a Batman I could respect more

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Damn. So Batman sucks now…just FYI

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